Yo, what's up? This website is for pervs only. So if you're under 18 or a lame-ass nerd, scram! Go to google and look up some cool stuff like jav or fc2ppv. You know, the kind of stuff that makes your pants tight and your palms sweaty.

Your best friend,

Professor Jack Ho

Director of IMATF (Intergalactic Masturbation Addiction Task Force)